Tales from the Canine

At 4:00 AM
Yawn yawn... another day... where is that girl... ah there she is sleepin peacefully... Let me wake her up... how dare she continue sleeping when I am up... hmmm lick lick... slurp slurp... that oughta do it... bingo! she is awake... yea... now scratch my belly and my neck... oh yea ... nice... keep doin it... how I love that... the fool falls prey to my cuteness charade everytime... look at her her all oohin n aahin over me...ha!

At 9:00 AM
Why does she have to yap non stop while she feeds me... as if I care about her ramblings... although I do get a feelin that she is trying to teach me something... ah forget it I better enjoy my cereal and think about things I am gonna do today. Burp! done with the food bit... pour me some water lady... do it now!... ah never fails this girl... I think she is not too bad only if she cut the cute name calling that she does... the fool... My name is genie for god sakes... as if it weren'tt enough to give me such a gay name... why cudnt she name me 'Killer' or 'Rover' or something... and what's with the execessive public display of affection...too much!...Time for a nap... leave me alone lady! (run run to his favourite spot)

Whenever
Yawn ...a good little nap ... hmmm where is that girl... ah there she is... what is that in her hands... a scrunchy ....I MUST have it! Grrr grrr... give it to me you fool... I must have whatever you have in your hands no matter how useless it is... ah she let's go... run genie run... hide ... ah she has given up chasing ... I better leave the scrunchy here and come out... it's no longer fun ... besides it's mine now... I hope she knows how things work around here now that I am the boss,
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, automatically it's mine.
10.If it's broken, it's yours.

Agenda for today - sleepin, eating and ensuring that by the end of the day I have a ready stash of unwanted, completely useless knick knacks which should all be hidden at some god forsaken, inaccessible location in the house or the garden (make a mental note)

At 6:00 PM
Looks like the girl is taking the car out for a spin... I MUST go too... Must act cute and angelic... that never fails... she will fall for it... Doors open and she let's me in ... super... here we go... although I should admit I fear for my life with the way she drives!

End of day
Ah let's see... today's stash...car keys (they will look for it tmrow ...tee hee hee!), scrunchy, socks, a stick and a ball...not bad! Looks like a fruitful day to me...
I better stop using her or should I say MY laptop (khi khi!) before they make a big deal of a dog blogging (cmon! u guys)... Adios amigos... I shall keep posting as and when I get my paws on MY laptop.